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Ragdoll Revenge! Throw at Annoying People
The pitch
A one-tap throwing game about the people who drive you crazy: the line cutter, the speakerphone guy, the gym bro, the boss who never stops talking. Across 200 levels, throw baseballs, water balloons, tomatoes and rubber chickens at them, or hit the right button, rope or cannon to set off a trap and send them flying as ragdolls. Some of them dance at you just to make you mad. Clear boss levels to unlock new things to throw.
Controls & how it runs
Tap or click on a person to throw at them. Some levels have a trap: hit the button, the rope, the cannon or whatever they are standing on to set it off. Knock everyone down before the clock runs out for three stars. Some people dodge, so keep throwing. Switch what you throw with the item button, and use the level button to replay any level you have opened.
Getting a run going takes exactly one press: Press start, up top, and the game boots inside this page — nothing downloads in the background and no form wants your details before the first jump. The cabinet is drawn for a portrait (upright) screen and listens to mouse, keyboard or touch, whichever the game prefers. This cabinet stands tall: it was built for portrait screens, so a phone held upright gives it the frame it wants — though it will squeeze politely into any window. Given a fullscreen button, use it — scores look better at full size, that's just science.
Pro tips for arcade cabinets
- Treat your first run as a scouting mission. Arcade cabinets hide their cruelty in the second minute, not the first — learn where the difficulty spikes before you start chasing numbers.
- Small scores compound. Grab the easy pickups on every pass instead of gambling the whole run on one heroic line; heroes respawn, banked points don't evaporate.
- Watch the edges of the screen. In classic arcade design the next problem almost always enters from somewhere you weren't looking — build the habit of scanning the borders.
Ragdoll Revenge! Throw at Annoying People — quick-fire questions
Does Ragdoll Revenge! Throw at Annoying People cost anything to play?
Not a token. The cabinet is free from the first run to the five-hundredth — no wallet, no sign-up, no toll booth hiding three levels in. The adverts around the page are what keep the floor's lights on.
What sort of game is Ragdoll Revenge! Throw at Annoying People?
It stands on our Arcade row — that's the family it plays most like. The pitch above is the publisher's own rundown of what it throws at you and what it hands back.
Can I play Ragdoll Revenge! Throw at Annoying People on my phone?
Happily, yes. It runs inside the browser on phones and tablets the same way it does on a computer. This cabinet stands tall: it was built for portrait screens, so a phone held upright gives it the frame it wants — though it will squeeze politely into any window.
Do I need to install anything first?
Nothing whatsoever. Ragdoll Revenge! Throw at Annoying People is an HTML5 game: hit the start button and it boots on this page, and shutting the tab sweeps the cabinet clean behind you.
Before you wander off
Personal best banked, or still chasing it? Either way the full Arcade row is powered on and waiting — The main floor: 415 cabinets of pure arcade stock — the quick, the loud and the gloriously unfair. If it beeps, flashes and dares you to beat a number, it lives on this row.
